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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

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Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
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BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
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Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
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Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices

on March 30, 2026
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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

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Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

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Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

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BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

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Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down

Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down

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Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke

Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke

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Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices

Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices

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Apocalyptic inferno reduces Middleton mill to smouldering heritage attraction as town politely asked not to breathe

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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary
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BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist
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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary
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