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Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

on March 5, 2026March 5, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker
Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

on February 3, 2026February 3, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker
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Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

on March 5, 2026March 5, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

on February 3, 2026February 3, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Rochdale celebrates not being last as towns win ‘least depressing’ awards in baffling new list

on February 3, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Councillors soldier into AI fiasco as Tarrant‑Short turned into midlife crisis poster boy

on January 7, 2026January 7, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

King’s Christmas message accidentally broadcast from Waitrose car park speaker system

on December 25, 2025December 25, 2025
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Dear Auntie Sue: My husband secretly writes for the Rochdale Times. Should I leave him or just start sleeping with the editor?
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Dear Auntie Sue: My husband secretly writes for the Rochdale Times. Should I leave him or just start sleeping with the editor?

on August 13, 2025August 13, 2025
Susan Emmott
Dear Auntie Sue: My boyfriend’s in Buckley Hall and my mum thinks I should start seeing someone with fewer convictions
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Dear Auntie Sue: My boyfriend’s in Buckley Hall and my mum thinks I should start seeing someone with fewer convictions

on July 19, 2025August 13, 2025
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Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour supports a wealth tax and now I can’t sleep
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Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour supports a wealth tax and now I can’t sleep

on July 12, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott
Dear Auntie Sue: My partner thinks ‘slow living’ means refusing to do anything quickly, including washing up
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Dear Auntie Sue: My partner thinks ‘slow living’ means refusing to do anything quickly, including washing up

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Dear Auntie Sue: My husband voted Labour and now I can’t respect him
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Dear Auntie Sue: My husband voted Labour and now I can’t respect him

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Dear Auntie Sue: I accidentally joined a local drumming circle and now I can’t get out
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Dear Auntie Sue: I accidentally joined a local drumming circle and now I can’t get out

on June 10, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott
Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour in Shawclough is composting and now the whole street smells like regret
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Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour in Shawclough is composting and now the whole street smells like regret

on June 7, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott

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