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Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

on March 5, 2026March 5, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker
Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

on February 3, 2026February 3, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker
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Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

on March 5, 2026March 5, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

on February 3, 2026February 3, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Rochdale celebrates not being last as towns win ‘least depressing’ awards in baffling new list

on February 3, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Councillors soldier into AI fiasco as Tarrant‑Short turned into midlife crisis poster boy

on January 7, 2026January 7, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

King’s Christmas message accidentally broadcast from Waitrose car park speaker system

on December 25, 2025December 25, 2025
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Rochdale celebrates not being last as towns win ‘least depressing’ awards in baffling new list
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Rochdale celebrates not being last as towns win ‘least depressing’ awards in baffling new list

on February 3, 2026
Rita Roebuck
Chris Rea sets off from Heywood to switch on Littleborough lights, may arrive by 2027
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Chris Rea sets off from Heywood to switch on Littleborough lights, may arrive by 2027

on November 23, 2025November 23, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale mural tipped for global crown, locals confirm it’s ‘well good’ on Facebook
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale mural tipped for global crown, locals confirm it’s ‘well good’ on Facebook

on October 15, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale’s graduates celebrate degrees, still confused about what they’re actually for
Posted in Features

Rochdale’s graduates celebrate degrees, still confused about what they’re actually for

on October 11, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale house buyers lose homes and savings as scammers play estate agent dress-up
Posted in Features

Rochdale house buyers lose homes and savings as scammers play estate agent dress-up

on October 5, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale youths lured into arts with promises of glitter, glue guns and zero job security
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Rochdale youths lured into arts with promises of glitter, glue guns and zero job security

on October 4, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
FEATURED: MP blasts Royal Mail for late letters despite not replying to any herself
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FEATURED: MP blasts Royal Mail for late letters despite not replying to any herself

on August 19, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rail regulator crushes Rochdale’s dreams of being somewhere people might actually want to visit
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Rail regulator crushes Rochdale’s dreams of being somewhere people might actually want to visit

on July 3, 2025August 2, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Oldham Woman Receives Aldi Superfan Card, Prepares for Final Ascension to Aisle Five
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Oldham Woman Receives Aldi Superfan Card, Prepares for Final Ascension to Aisle Five

on June 12, 2025August 2, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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