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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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King’s Christmas message accidentally broadcast from Waitrose car park speaker system
Posted in Local News

King’s Christmas message accidentally broadcast from Waitrose car park speaker system

on December 25, 2025December 25, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Prince Andrew hires Rochdale Times as official PR team, citing ‘experience with reputational disasters’
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Prince Andrew hires Rochdale Times as official PR team, citing ‘experience with reputational disasters’

on October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Local insurance broker appointed deputy lieutenant, now officially entitled to wave royally
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Local insurance broker appointed deputy lieutenant, now officially entitled to wave royally

on October 15, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Royal mail fined £21 million for being fashionably late, as heywood and middleton sigh, ‘told you so’
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Royal mail fined £21 million for being fashionably late, as heywood and middleton sigh, ‘told you so’

on October 14, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
What the first named storm of the season means for Rochdale’s weather as Storm Mike comes to town
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What the first named storm of the season means for Rochdale’s weather as Storm Mike comes to town

on October 9, 2025October 19, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Manchester Airport insists it’s not hell on Earth, just “hell-adjacent”
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Manchester Airport insists it’s not hell on Earth, just “hell-adjacent”

on September 8, 2025September 9, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Nation braced for 10-second apocalypse rehearsal as government tests its shouting rectangles
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Nation braced for 10-second apocalypse rehearsal as government tests its shouting rectangles

on September 6, 2025September 9, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Night bus pilot to Rochdale hailed as miracle cure for loneliness, hangovers and being stranded outside JD Wetherspoons
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Night bus pilot to Rochdale hailed as miracle cure for loneliness, hangovers and being stranded outside JD Wetherspoons

on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Toothless and flag-waving with Heywood declaring independence from dental care
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Toothless and flag-waving with Heywood declaring independence from dental care

on August 28, 2025August 28, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Doctors beg public to stop turning their bums into chip shops
Posted in National News

Doctors beg public to stop turning their bums into chip shops

on August 7, 2025
Susan Emmott

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