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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Local MP heroically funds entire newsroom with £895, staff immediately demand pay rise
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Local MP heroically funds entire newsroom with £895, staff immediately demand pay rise

on March 28, 2026March 28, 2026
Susan Emmott
Councillors soldier into AI fiasco as Tarrant‑Short turned into midlife crisis poster boy
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Councillors soldier into AI fiasco as Tarrant‑Short turned into midlife crisis poster boy

on January 7, 2026January 7, 2026
Rita Roebuck
MP caught inhaling balloons on World Pancreatic Cancer Day in brave act of medical solidarity
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MP caught inhaling balloons on World Pancreatic Cancer Day in brave act of medical solidarity

on November 21, 2025November 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Prince Andrew hires Rochdale Times as official PR team, citing ‘experience with reputational disasters’
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Prince Andrew hires Rochdale Times as official PR team, citing ‘experience with reputational disasters’

on October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Reform councillor accused of fake accent and fashion crimes against humanity
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Reform councillor accused of fake accent and fashion crimes against humanity

on October 27, 2025October 27, 2025
Susan Emmott
Jim’ll fix it grooming inquiry to be led by man with “fearless record”, which has absolutely nothing to do with government panic, insists Minister
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Jim’ll fix it grooming inquiry to be led by man with “fearless record”, which has absolutely nothing to do with government panic, insists Minister

on October 22, 2025October 22, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Local insurance broker appointed deputy lieutenant, now officially entitled to wave royally
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Local insurance broker appointed deputy lieutenant, now officially entitled to wave royally

on October 15, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Royal mail fined £21 million for being fashionably late, as heywood and middleton sigh, ‘told you so’
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Royal mail fined £21 million for being fashionably late, as heywood and middleton sigh, ‘told you so’

on October 14, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Normal service resumes: bus strikes called off as drivers win pay dealunions, buses, and finally… some common sense
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Normal service resumes: bus strikes called off as drivers win pay dealunions, buses, and finally… some common sense

on October 11, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale passengers breathe a sigh of relief as bus strikes are called off but still advised to panic just a little
Posted in Local News

Rochdale passengers breathe a sigh of relief as bus strikes are called off but still advised to panic just a little

on October 9, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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