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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down
Posted in Local News

Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Rita Roebuck
Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices
Posted in Local News

Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices

on March 30, 2026
Rita Roebuck
Apocalyptic inferno reduces Middleton mill to smouldering heritage attraction as town politely asked not to breathe
Posted in Local News

Apocalyptic inferno reduces Middleton mill to smouldering heritage attraction as town politely asked not to breathe

on March 29, 2026
Peter Ian Staker
Local MP heroically funds entire newsroom with £895, staff immediately demand pay rise
Posted in Local News

Local MP heroically funds entire newsroom with £895, staff immediately demand pay rise

on March 28, 2026March 28, 2026
Susan Emmott
Influencer launches child safety scheme after briefly googling “Rochdale”
Posted in Entertainment

Influencer launches child safety scheme after briefly googling “Rochdale”

on March 20, 2026March 20, 2026
Peter Ian Staker
Fridge freezer “neutralised” after failing community guard test on John Street
Posted in Local News

Fridge freezer “neutralised” after failing community guard test on John Street

on March 18, 2026
Peter Ian Staker
Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg
Posted in Local News

Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

on March 5, 2026March 5, 2026
Peter Ian Staker
Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear
Posted in Local News

Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Rita Roebuck
Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs
Posted in Local News

Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Rita Roebuck

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