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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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‘It has turned life upside down’ Rochdale lad goes from Aussie barbecues to brutal cancer battle, still more productive than your average MP
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‘It has turned life upside down’ Rochdale lad goes from Aussie barbecues to brutal cancer battle, still more productive than your average MP

on September 20, 2025September 25, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale launches courtroom tours so residents can finally relive their ancestors’ convictions
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Rochdale launches courtroom tours so residents can finally relive their ancestors’ convictions

on September 19, 2025September 25, 2025
Susan Emmott
Middleton drug dealer’s car wins police award for Best Supporting Asset
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Middleton drug dealer’s car wins police award for Best Supporting Asset

on September 19, 2025September 25, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale to remember the fallen by standing in the cold while Morrisons is still open

Rochdale to remember the fallen by standing in the cold while Morrisons is still open

on September 13, 2025September 17, 2025
Susan Emmott
Council finishes road repairs in record time, leaves Rochdale residents suspicious and disoriented
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Council finishes road repairs in record time, leaves Rochdale residents suspicious and disoriented

on September 9, 2025
Susan Emmott
Neurodiverse youth hub in Rochdale to help young people become gym-hardened, CV-wielding job seekers
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Neurodiverse youth hub in Rochdale to help young people become gym-hardened, CV-wielding job seekers

on September 7, 2025September 9, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale mistaken for global squash capital after people briefly visit from abroad
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Rochdale mistaken for global squash capital after people briefly visit from abroad

on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale finally admits its true identity as a canal lock theme park with bonus obscure celebrities
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Rochdale finally admits its true identity as a canal lock theme park with bonus obscure celebrities

on August 30, 2025August 31, 2025
Susan Emmott
Five things to do in Rochdale before the children are dumped back at school
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Five things to do in Rochdale before the children are dumped back at school

on August 25, 2025August 25, 2025
Susan Emmott
Cardinal Langley students shatter bleak future narrative by succeeding
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Cardinal Langley students shatter bleak future narrative by succeeding

on August 21, 2025
Susan Emmott

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