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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices

on March 30, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Rochdale Town Hall’s restoration is crowned the best in the UK
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Rochdale Town Hall’s restoration is crowned the best in the UK

on October 16, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale foster care hailed as miraculous system that turns trauma into TED Talks
Posted in Local News

Rochdale foster care hailed as miraculous system that turns trauma into TED Talks

on October 14, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Know the signs on how to report hate crime in Rochdale
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Know the signs on how to report hate crime in Rochdale

on October 10, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale takes the lead on endometriosis crisis, because apparently nobody else could be bothered
Posted in Local News

Rochdale takes the lead on endometriosis crisis, because apparently nobody else could be bothered

on October 8, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale celebrates children overcoming adversity with medals, Spider-Man and a bouncy castle of emotional resilience
Posted in Local News

Rochdale celebrates children overcoming adversity with medals, Spider-Man and a bouncy castle of emotional resilience

on October 8, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale house buyers lose homes and savings as scammers play estate agent dress-up
Posted in Features

Rochdale house buyers lose homes and savings as scammers play estate agent dress-up

on October 5, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale youths lured into arts with promises of glitter, glue guns and zero job security
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale youths lured into arts with promises of glitter, glue guns and zero job security

on October 4, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale to get first padel club, finally allowing residents to hit balls at walls in a socially acceptable way
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Rochdale to get first padel club, finally allowing residents to hit balls at walls in a socially acceptable way

on October 2, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Middleton church plans spiritual revival in former bank, proves divine intervention may yet beat overdraft charges
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Middleton church plans spiritual revival in former bank, proves divine intervention may yet beat overdraft charges

on October 1, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Milkstone Road to be smothered in art and optimism, council confirms
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Milkstone Road to be smothered in art and optimism, council confirms

on September 27, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott

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