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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Rochdale families urged to claim free childcare before government remembers it hates children
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Rochdale families urged to claim free childcare before government remembers it hates children

on August 6, 2025August 6, 2025
Susan Emmott
Police officer to appear in court after pedestrian tragically forgets to be car-proof
Posted in Local News

Police officer to appear in court after pedestrian tragically forgets to be car-proof

on August 5, 2025August 5, 2025
Susan Emmott
Corrie star escapes Weatherfield to solve murders somewhere even less glamorous
Posted in Entertainment

Corrie star escapes Weatherfield to solve murders somewhere even less glamorous

on August 5, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale motorists to be compensated with enough cash to half-fill a 2009 Vauxhall Astra
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Rochdale motorists to be compensated with enough cash to half-fill a 2009 Vauxhall Astra

on August 4, 2025
Susan Emmott
Sha’Carri Richardson arrested at airport for allegedly mistaking boyfriend for a relay baton
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Sha’Carri Richardson arrested at airport for allegedly mistaking boyfriend for a relay baton

on July 26, 2025August 3, 2025
Susan Emmott
Dear Auntie Sue: My boyfriend’s in Buckley Hall and my mum thinks I should start seeing someone with fewer convictions
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Dear Auntie Sue: My boyfriend’s in Buckley Hall and my mum thinks I should start seeing someone with fewer convictions

on July 19, 2025August 13, 2025
Susan Emmott
Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour supports a wealth tax and now I can’t sleep
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Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour supports a wealth tax and now I can’t sleep

on July 12, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott
HMRC to force landlords and sole traders to touch a computer without crying by 2026
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HMRC to force landlords and sole traders to touch a computer without crying by 2026

on July 10, 2025August 3, 2025
Susan Emmott
Lioness goes from lifting Euros trophy to dodging car tax in under 72 hours
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Lioness goes from lifting Euros trophy to dodging car tax in under 72 hours

on July 1, 2025August 3, 2025
Susan Emmott
Dear Auntie Sue: My partner thinks ‘slow living’ means refusing to do anything quickly, including washing up
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Dear Auntie Sue: My partner thinks ‘slow living’ means refusing to do anything quickly, including washing up

on June 29, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott

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