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Experts warn eclipse could trigger premature start to night shift for Rochdale’s workers

Experts warn eclipse could trigger premature start to night shift for Rochdale’s workers

on August 12, 2026August 12, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
HMO protest ringleader caves under pressure and relocates pointless demonstration to civic centre

HMO protest ringleader caves under pressure and relocates pointless demonstration to civic centre

on July 10, 2026July 10, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council warns protest may disturb memorial gardens, protesters warn council it already has

Council warns protest may disturb memorial gardens, protesters warn council it already has

on July 8, 2026July 8, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Cycle lanes in Rochdale town centre converted into docks for dinghies

Cycle lanes in Rochdale town centre converted into docks for dinghies

on July 7, 2026July 7, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker
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Experts warn eclipse could trigger premature start to night shift for Rochdale’s workers

on August 12, 2026August 12, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

HMO protest ringleader caves under pressure and relocates pointless demonstration to civic centre

on July 10, 2026July 10, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council warns protest may disturb memorial gardens, protesters warn council it already has

on July 8, 2026July 8, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Cycle lanes in Rochdale town centre converted into docks for dinghies

on July 7, 2026July 7, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Local predator finally discovers prison is less enjoyable than targeting children

on July 6, 2026July 7, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale urged to stop confusing Susan Emmott with the other Susan Emmott

on July 5, 2026July 5, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Benefits Brigade springs into action after Rochdale grooming gang leader leaves prison

on July 4, 2026July 4, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Rochdale to receive £1 million to define art as “anything that fits in the town hall”
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Rochdale to receive £1 million to define art as “anything that fits in the town hall”

on October 21, 2025October 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale parents brace for Halloween half-term horror as children unleashed on public
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Rochdale parents brace for Halloween half-term horror as children unleashed on public

on October 20, 2025October 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Oh yes you should! Rochdale’s panto season kicks off early with magic lamps, yellow bricks and Basil Brush
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Oh yes you should! Rochdale’s panto season kicks off early with magic lamps, yellow bricks and Basil Brush

on October 19, 2025October 19, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
For a cracking curry and a cheeky groom, Rochdale is the place to be
Posted in Entertainment

For a cracking curry and a cheeky groom, Rochdale is the place to be

on October 18, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale to set fire to itself in spectacularly organised fashion
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale to set fire to itself in spectacularly organised fashion

on October 18, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale mural tipped for global crown, locals confirm it’s ‘well good’ on Facebook
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Rochdale mural tipped for global crown, locals confirm it’s ‘well good’ on Facebook

on October 15, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale to once again solve civic unity with beer and novelty t-shirts
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale to once again solve civic unity with beer and novelty t-shirts

on October 15, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Olde boar’s head prepares to summon spirits, disappoint anyone hoping for gin and tonic
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Olde boar’s head prepares to summon spirits, disappoint anyone hoping for gin and tonic

on October 14, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
From disco to duvets as Rochdale’s historic nightclub to become HMO, hopefully with less sticky floors
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From disco to duvets as Rochdale’s historic nightclub to become HMO, hopefully with less sticky floors

on October 11, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Feel Good Festival 2026 tipped to feature indie comeback, local heroes and possibly The Feeling again (sorry)
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Rochdale Feel Good Festival 2026 tipped to feature indie comeback, local heroes and possibly The Feeling again (sorry)

on October 10, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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