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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
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BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices

on March 30, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Rochdale parents brace for Halloween half-term horror as children unleashed on public
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Rochdale parents brace for Halloween half-term horror as children unleashed on public

on October 20, 2025October 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Oh yes you should! Rochdale’s panto season kicks off early with magic lamps, yellow bricks and Basil Brush
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Oh yes you should! Rochdale’s panto season kicks off early with magic lamps, yellow bricks and Basil Brush

on October 19, 2025October 19, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
For a cracking curry and a cheeky groom, Rochdale is the place to be
Posted in Entertainment

For a cracking curry and a cheeky groom, Rochdale is the place to be

on October 18, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale to set fire to itself in spectacularly organised fashion
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale to set fire to itself in spectacularly organised fashion

on October 18, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale mural tipped for global crown, locals confirm it’s ‘well good’ on Facebook
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Rochdale mural tipped for global crown, locals confirm it’s ‘well good’ on Facebook

on October 15, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale to once again solve civic unity with beer and novelty t-shirts
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale to once again solve civic unity with beer and novelty t-shirts

on October 15, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Olde boar’s head prepares to summon spirits, disappoint anyone hoping for gin and tonic
Posted in Entertainment

Olde boar’s head prepares to summon spirits, disappoint anyone hoping for gin and tonic

on October 14, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
From disco to duvets as Rochdale’s historic nightclub to become HMO, hopefully with less sticky floors
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From disco to duvets as Rochdale’s historic nightclub to become HMO, hopefully with less sticky floors

on October 11, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Feel Good Festival 2026 tipped to feature indie comeback, local heroes and possibly The Feeling again (sorry)
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Rochdale Feel Good Festival 2026 tipped to feature indie comeback, local heroes and possibly The Feeling again (sorry)

on October 10, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
What the first named storm of the season means for Rochdale’s weather as Storm Mike comes to town
Posted in Entertainment

What the first named storm of the season means for Rochdale’s weather as Storm Mike comes to town

on October 9, 2025October 19, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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