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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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What the first named storm of the season means for Rochdale’s weather as Storm Mike comes to town
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What the first named storm of the season means for Rochdale’s weather as Storm Mike comes to town

on October 9, 2025October 19, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale joins world’s artistic elite with seven large paintings and zero functioning toilets
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale joins world’s artistic elite with seven large paintings and zero functioning toilets

on October 7, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale youths lured into arts with promises of glitter, glue guns and zero job security
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale youths lured into arts with promises of glitter, glue guns and zero job security

on October 4, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Middleton church plans spiritual revival in former bank, proves divine intervention may yet beat overdraft charges
Posted in Entertainment

Middleton church plans spiritual revival in former bank, proves divine intervention may yet beat overdraft charges

on October 1, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Heywood teens urged to swap TikTok for tactical manoeuvres as Army Cadets recruit next generation of heroes
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Heywood teens urged to swap TikTok for tactical manoeuvres as Army Cadets recruit next generation of heroes

on October 1, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Milkstone Road to be smothered in art and optimism, council confirms
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Milkstone Road to be smothered in art and optimism, council confirms

on September 27, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale residents stunned as graffiti declared ‘art’ and no one is arrested
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale residents stunned as graffiti declared ‘art’ and no one is arrested

on September 20, 2025September 25, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale launches courtroom tours so residents can finally relive their ancestors’ convictions
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale launches courtroom tours so residents can finally relive their ancestors’ convictions

on September 19, 2025September 25, 2025
Susan Emmott
Heywood restaurant narrowly avoids Michelin star by serving edible food
Posted in Entertainment

Heywood restaurant narrowly avoids Michelin star by serving edible food

on September 18, 2025September 25, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale launches first comedy festival in desperate bid to prove it has a sense of humour
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Rochdale launches first comedy festival in desperate bid to prove it has a sense of humour

on September 17, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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