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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Corrie star attempts acting and altitude in same lifetime, climbs Kilimanjaro to escape script
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Corrie star attempts acting and altitude in same lifetime, climbs Kilimanjaro to escape script

on September 9, 2025September 9, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Town Hall to host family rave so kids can experience poor life choices earlier
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale Town Hall to host family rave so kids can experience poor life choices earlier

on September 9, 2025September 9, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Heaton Park to become illuminated capitalist trap disguised as ‘winter wonderland’
Posted in Entertainment

Heaton Park to become illuminated capitalist trap disguised as ‘winter wonderland’

on September 8, 2025September 9, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale installs outdoor art gallery so locals can ignore culture in comfort
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale installs outdoor art gallery so locals can ignore culture in comfort

on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Five things to do in Rochdale before the children are dumped back at school
Posted in Entertainment

Five things to do in Rochdale before the children are dumped back at school

on August 25, 2025August 25, 2025
Susan Emmott
Manchester Pride 2025 to once again prove gay people have more fun than you
Posted in Entertainment

Manchester Pride 2025 to once again prove gay people have more fun than you

on August 19, 2025August 19, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Council battles mural menace as Rochdale teeters on edge of cultural relevance
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Council battles mural menace as Rochdale teeters on edge of cultural relevance

on August 19, 2025August 19, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Middleton’s Suranne Jones stuns in Netflix debut as PM, while Boris Johnson turns up on set with flamethrower, insists it’s ‘research’
Posted in Entertainment

Middleton’s Suranne Jones stuns in Netflix debut as PM, while Boris Johnson turns up on set with flamethrower, insists it’s ‘research’

on August 19, 2025August 19, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale Comedy Festival promises more laughs than the Rochdale Times’ front page typo
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale Comedy Festival promises more laughs than the Rochdale Times’ front page typo

on August 13, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Heywood man claims charity event ruined his life, is somehow less popular than roadworks
Posted in Entertainment

Heywood man claims charity event ruined his life, is somehow less popular than roadworks

on August 11, 2025August 11, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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