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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Feel Good Family Picnics to Continue Despite Public Demand for Something Slightly Less Cheerful
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Feel Good Family Picnics to Continue Despite Public Demand for Something Slightly Less Cheerful

on July 25, 2025August 2, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Oasis Fans Declare Five Arrests and Drone Seizures “All Part of the Charm” at Heaton Park Homecoming
Posted in Entertainment

Oasis Fans Declare Five Arrests and Drone Seizures “All Part of the Charm” at Heaton Park Homecoming

on July 21, 2025August 2, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Oasis return to Heaton Park and only 12 arrests — is this the beginning of civilisation?
Posted in Entertainment

Oasis return to Heaton Park and only 12 arrests — is this the beginning of civilisation?

on July 18, 2025August 2, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Shaun the Sheep Circus to Indoctrinate Manchester Youths With Dangerous Levels of Wholesome Whimsy
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Shaun the Sheep Circus to Indoctrinate Manchester Youths With Dangerous Levels of Wholesome Whimsy

on July 17, 2025August 2, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Heywood survives cardboard safari stampede, contemplates rewilding the precinct
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Heywood survives cardboard safari stampede, contemplates rewilding the precinct

on July 9, 2025August 2, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Coldplay kiss-cam scandal spins into corporate redemption arc starring Gwyneth Paltrow
Posted in Entertainment

Coldplay kiss-cam scandal spins into corporate redemption arc starring Gwyneth Paltrow

on July 7, 2025August 3, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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