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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Dear Auntie Sue: My partner thinks ‘slow living’ means refusing to do anything quickly, including washing up
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Dear Auntie Sue: My partner thinks ‘slow living’ means refusing to do anything quickly, including washing up

on June 29, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott
Heywood hailed as ‘vanguard’ of regeneration, still unsure what that actually means
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Heywood hailed as ‘vanguard’ of regeneration, still unsure what that actually means

on June 25, 2025August 2, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Dear Auntie Sue: My husband voted Labour and now I can’t respect him
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Dear Auntie Sue: My husband voted Labour and now I can’t respect him

on June 21, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale grooming gang member vanishes before verdict, presumably hiding somewhere less decent than his crimes
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Rochdale grooming gang member vanishes before verdict, presumably hiding somewhere less decent than his crimes

on June 19, 2025August 2, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Heywood MP cautiously optimistic about trams, unsure if it means they’ll need passports for Rochdale
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Heywood MP cautiously optimistic about trams, unsure if it means they’ll need passports for Rochdale

on June 17, 2025August 2, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Oldham Woman Receives Aldi Superfan Card, Prepares for Final Ascension to Aisle Five
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Oldham Woman Receives Aldi Superfan Card, Prepares for Final Ascension to Aisle Five

on June 12, 2025August 2, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Dear Auntie Sue: I accidentally joined a local drumming circle and now I can’t get out
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Dear Auntie Sue: I accidentally joined a local drumming circle and now I can’t get out

on June 10, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott
Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour in Shawclough is composting and now the whole street smells like regret
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Dear Auntie Sue: My neighbour in Shawclough is composting and now the whole street smells like regret

on June 7, 2025August 2, 2025
Susan Emmott

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