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Police devastated as crime accidentally falls during operation

on June 15, 2026June 15, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

DWP declares Heywood protest group fully employable after Facebook ladder incident

on June 14, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Greater Manchester declares state of emergency as 250,000 people attempt to occupy same square mile

on June 14, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Borough celebrates 14th illegal shop closure by ordering commemorative counterfeit trophy

on June 14, 2026June 14, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council delighted to discover adult social care functioning as intended

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Education minister confirms school now producing MPs at unsustainable rate

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Council unveils revolutionary plan to stop football pitches becoming lakes

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Rochdale care home unveils sensory garden to distract from the fact you’re still in a care home
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Rochdale care home unveils sensory garden to distract from the fact you’re still in a care home

on September 1, 2025September 1, 2025
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Storm Karl threatens to flatten entire shed community as Met Office finally loses the plot
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Storm Karl threatens to flatten entire shed community as Met Office finally loses the plot

on September 1, 2025September 1, 2025
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