Police devastated as crime accidentally falls during operation on June 15, 2026June 15, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
DWP declares Heywood protest group fully employable after Facebook ladder incident on June 14, 2026 Posted by Susan Emmott
Greater Manchester declares state of emergency as 250,000 people attempt to occupy same square mile on June 14, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
Borough celebrates 14th illegal shop closure by ordering commemorative counterfeit trophy on June 14, 2026June 14, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
Police devastated as crime accidentally falls during operation on June 15, 2026June 15, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
DWP declares Heywood protest group fully employable after Facebook ladder incident on June 14, 2026 Posted by Susan Emmott
Greater Manchester declares state of emergency as 250,000 people attempt to occupy same square mile on June 14, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
Borough celebrates 14th illegal shop closure by ordering commemorative counterfeit trophy on June 14, 2026June 14, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council delighted to discover adult social care functioning as intended on June 13, 2026June 13, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
Education minister confirms school now producing MPs at unsustainable rate on June 13, 2026June 13, 2026 Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council unveils revolutionary plan to stop football pitches becoming lakes on June 12, 2026June 13, 2026 Posted by Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale unveils 10 new reasons to stare at walls and not your life choices on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025 Peter Ian Staker
Posted in Local News Night bus pilot to Rochdale hailed as miracle cure for loneliness, hangovers and being stranded outside JD Wetherspoons on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025 Peter Ian Staker
Posted in Entertainment Rochdale installs outdoor art gallery so locals can ignore culture in comfort on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025 Rita Roebuck
Posted in Local News Rochdale man fined £1,400 for failing to levitate sofa out of existence on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025 Peter Ian Staker
Posted in Local News Rochdale mistaken for global squash capital after people briefly visit from abroad on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025 Susan Emmott
Posted in Local News Rochdale Town Hall reopens to reveal occult ceiling, corpse-light windows and the ghost of Bernard the decorator on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025 Rita Roebuck
Posted in Local News Rochdale Council blocks garage extension to preserve vital view of pub that nobody’s noticed in years on September 4, 2025September 9, 2025 Peter Ian Staker
Posted in Local News Rochdale vows to celebrate future New Year’s Eves with fewer stabbings and more cheese boards on September 3, 2025September 3, 2025 Rita Roebuck
Posted in Local News American man’s dream of stately pile meets reality of Rochdale Council on September 3, 2025September 3, 2025 Peter Ian Staker
Posted in Local News Rochdale Council sides with ancient oak tree in tense standoff with driveway enthusiast on September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Rita Roebuck
