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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Rochdale unveils 10 new reasons to stare at walls and not your life choices

Rochdale unveils 10 new reasons to stare at walls and not your life choices

on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Night bus pilot to Rochdale hailed as miracle cure for loneliness, hangovers and being stranded outside JD Wetherspoons
Posted in Local News

Night bus pilot to Rochdale hailed as miracle cure for loneliness, hangovers and being stranded outside JD Wetherspoons

on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale installs outdoor art gallery so locals can ignore culture in comfort
Posted in Entertainment

Rochdale installs outdoor art gallery so locals can ignore culture in comfort

on September 5, 2025September 9, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale man fined £1,400 for failing to levitate sofa out of existence
Posted in Local News

Rochdale man fined £1,400 for failing to levitate sofa out of existence

on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale mistaken for global squash capital after people briefly visit from abroad
Posted in Local News

Rochdale mistaken for global squash capital after people briefly visit from abroad

on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale Town Hall reopens to reveal occult ceiling, corpse-light windows and the ghost of Bernard the decorator
Posted in Local News

Rochdale Town Hall reopens to reveal occult ceiling, corpse-light windows and the ghost of Bernard the decorator

on September 4, 2025September 4, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Council blocks garage extension to preserve vital view of pub that nobody’s noticed in years
Posted in Local News

Rochdale Council blocks garage extension to preserve vital view of pub that nobody’s noticed in years

on September 4, 2025September 9, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale vows to celebrate future New Year’s Eves with fewer stabbings and more cheese boards
Posted in Local News

Rochdale vows to celebrate future New Year’s Eves with fewer stabbings and more cheese boards

on September 3, 2025September 3, 2025
Rita Roebuck
American man’s dream of stately pile meets reality of Rochdale Council
Posted in Local News

American man’s dream of stately pile meets reality of Rochdale Council

on September 3, 2025September 3, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale Council sides with ancient oak tree in tense standoff with driveway enthusiast
Posted in Local News

Rochdale Council sides with ancient oak tree in tense standoff with driveway enthusiast

on September 2, 2025September 2, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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