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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Arsonist fails to kill family thanks to annoying car alarm
Posted in Local News

Arsonist fails to kill family thanks to annoying car alarm

on September 30, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
GMP may inherit army of bored cameras after clean air zone flop
Posted in Local News

GMP may inherit army of bored cameras after clean air zone flop

on September 29, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale mosques receive criminal cash in surprising twist ending no one saw coming
Posted in Local News

Rochdale mosques receive criminal cash in surprising twist ending no one saw coming

on September 28, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Milkstone Road to be smothered in art and optimism, council confirms
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Milkstone Road to be smothered in art and optimism, council confirms

on September 27, 2025October 18, 2025
Susan Emmott
Hurstead and Smallbridge to receive £20 million in cash
Posted in Local News

Hurstead and Smallbridge to receive £20 million in cash

on September 26, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale’s latest junction upgrades aim to transform commuting into a slightly less soul-crushing ordeal
Posted in Local News

Rochdale’s latest junction upgrades aim to transform commuting into a slightly less soul-crushing ordeal

on September 26, 2025October 19, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale’s Dunphy Combustion wins royal seal of approval, still insists hydrogen explosions are ‘mostly under control’
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Rochdale’s Dunphy Combustion wins royal seal of approval, still insists hydrogen explosions are ‘mostly under control’

on September 25, 2025October 18, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Middleton chapel gets high-tech makeover as council finally realises kids might prefer VR headsets to asbestos and puddles
Posted in Local News

Middleton chapel gets high-tech makeover as council finally realises kids might prefer VR headsets to asbestos and puddles

on September 25, 2025September 25, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Andy Burnham’s baby falling apart faster than the credibility of the Rochdale Times
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Andy Burnham’s baby falling apart faster than the credibility of the Rochdale Times

on September 25, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Heywood MP praises NHS miracle: more appointments, fewer excuses, still no parking
Posted in Local News

Heywood MP praises NHS miracle: more appointments, fewer excuses, still no parking

on September 25, 2025September 25, 2025
Peter Ian Staker

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