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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
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Preston, apparently now in Rochdale, unveils giant hanging bits to celebrate spring

on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Woman halts lorries with hatchback, briefly interrupts region’s ongoing tribute to dirt

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale Times told to prove it’s popular as town demands receipts and possibly screenshots

on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Police warn against drink spiking, public beg someone to spike our journalist so he writes something readable
Posted in Local News

Police warn against drink spiking, public beg someone to spike our journalist so he writes something readable

on September 16, 2025September 17, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Probation service praised for ‘bold new policy of waiting until someone’s murdered before doing anything’
Posted in Local News

Probation service praised for ‘bold new policy of waiting until someone’s murdered before doing anything’

on September 16, 2025September 17, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Middleton parents warned of killer water beads that double as cheap contraception
Posted in Local News

Middleton parents warned of killer water beads that double as cheap contraception

on September 15, 2025September 17, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale bus passengers told to prepare for apocalypse as strikes loom

Rochdale bus passengers told to prepare for apocalypse as strikes loom

on September 14, 2025September 17, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale to remember the fallen by standing in the cold while Morrisons is still open

Rochdale to remember the fallen by standing in the cold while Morrisons is still open

on September 13, 2025September 17, 2025
Susan Emmott
Rochdale AFC face epic quest to Cornwall in pursuit of three points and a pasty
Posted in Sports

Rochdale AFC face epic quest to Cornwall in pursuit of three points and a pasty

on September 13, 2025September 17, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Met Office refuses to name Storm Karl, but Rochdale names it anyway
Posted in Local News

Met Office refuses to name Storm Karl, but Rochdale names it anyway

on September 12, 2025September 12, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale leads green revolution by replacing diesel fumes with smugness
Posted in Local News

Rochdale leads green revolution by replacing diesel fumes with smugness

on September 11, 2025September 17, 2025
Rita Roebuck
Rochdale AFC brace for glamour tie against Blackburn Rovers’ babysitting service
Posted in Sports

Rochdale AFC brace for glamour tie against Blackburn Rovers’ babysitting service

on September 10, 2025September 17, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale schools baffled as children vanish in south but multiply like gremlins in the north
Posted in Local News

Rochdale schools baffled as children vanish in south but multiply like gremlins in the north

on September 9, 2025September 9, 2025
Rita Roebuck

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