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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott
BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Posted by Susan Emmott

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Residents help protect neighbourhood’s ‘unique heritage’ without burning it down

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Rochdale bids to become UK Town of Culture, bravely confident nobody will notice the smoke

on March 30, 2026March 30, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Historic mill owners await verdict as fire reduces years of work to smoke and invoices

on March 30, 2026
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Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary
Posted in Local News

Council rules coffin-sized flats ‘a bit on the nose’, tells developer to try again with something less funerary

on April 8, 2026April 8, 2026
Susan Emmott
Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show
Posted in Entertainment

Scott Mills to join local Roch Valley Radio on new breakfast show

on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026
Susan Emmott
Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times
Posted in Features

Huw Edwards to become new chief editor of the Rochdale Times

on April 2, 2026April 2, 2026
Susan Emmott
BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist
Posted in Entertainment

BBC quietly discontinues handing out ‘young boys’ as perks as they should not exist

on April 1, 2026
Rita Roebuck

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