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Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

on March 5, 2026March 5, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker
Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck
Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

on February 3, 2026February 3, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker
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Air ambulance, police plane and half of Rochdale deployed after man shot in leg

on March 5, 2026March 5, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Bowlee car boot sale returns as council confirms “mystery boxes from town hall basement” may also appear

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Council quietly launches “heritage skills” prison training scheme for councillors’ future needs

on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Rochdale braces for light snow and heavy panic as yellow warning issued

on February 3, 2026February 3, 2026
Posted by Peter Ian Staker

Rochdale celebrates not being last as towns win ‘least depressing’ awards in baffling new list

on February 3, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

Councillors soldier into AI fiasco as Tarrant‑Short turned into midlife crisis poster boy

on January 7, 2026January 7, 2026
Posted by Rita Roebuck

King’s Christmas message accidentally broadcast from Waitrose car park speaker system

on December 25, 2025December 25, 2025
Posted by Rita Roebuck
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Prince Andrew hires Rochdale Times as official PR team, citing ‘experience with reputational disasters’
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Prince Andrew hires Rochdale Times as official PR team, citing ‘experience with reputational disasters’

on October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Family forced to crowdfund teenager’s funeral, proving death now comes with hidden service charges
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Family forced to crowdfund teenager’s funeral, proving death now comes with hidden service charges

on October 21, 2025October 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale to receive £1 million to define art as “anything that fits in the town hall”
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Rochdale to receive £1 million to define art as “anything that fits in the town hall”

on October 21, 2025October 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale parents brace for Halloween half-term horror as children unleashed on public
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Rochdale parents brace for Halloween half-term horror as children unleashed on public

on October 20, 2025October 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Police deploy flying tattletales as crime-fighting drones target Middleton e-bike menace
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Police deploy flying tattletales as crime-fighting drones target Middleton e-bike menace

on October 20, 2025October 21, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Bee Network unveils new ‘Snitch App’ to help passengers report crimes, mild rudeness, and suspicious sandwiches
Posted in Local News

Bee Network unveils new ‘Snitch App’ to help passengers report crimes, mild rudeness, and suspicious sandwiches

on October 19, 2025October 19, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Oh yes you should! Rochdale’s panto season kicks off early with magic lamps, yellow bricks and Basil Brush
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Oh yes you should! Rochdale’s panto season kicks off early with magic lamps, yellow bricks and Basil Brush

on October 19, 2025October 19, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
For a cracking curry and a cheeky groom, Rochdale is the place to be
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For a cracking curry and a cheeky groom, Rochdale is the place to be

on October 18, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Business leaders come to rochdale, leave shocked to discover it’s not just roundabouts and despair
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Business leaders come to rochdale, leave shocked to discover it’s not just roundabouts and despair

on October 17, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker
Rochdale drivers shocked to learn lollipop sticks are not merely decorative
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Rochdale drivers shocked to learn lollipop sticks are not merely decorative

on October 16, 2025October 18, 2025
Peter Ian Staker

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